" brush fires "

 [ "Brush Fire" ]

1: To light one's own pubic hair on fire, primarily for the purposes of entertainment.

  * e.g.,  ... JD started a brush fire in the middle of the party. 

 [ "Brush fire" ]

1: The aftermath of two unshaved lesbians aggressively scissoring.

  * e.g.,  ... So I heard Heather and Jess hooked up last weekend, I'm sure they started a couple of brush fires. 

 [ "brush fire" ]

1: The act of giving someone a pubic noogie. Either by a persons genitalia during sex or with your knuckles while rough housing.

  * e.g.,  ... When my pants were off she gave me a wicked brush fire and now my pubes burn like crazy. After we were playing around for awhile it got pretty rough and now I need some aloe vera to put out this brush fire. 

 [ "Amazonian Brush Fire" ]

1: When a man is having sexual relations with a woman and just before he ejaculates; he pulls out, lights the woman's pubic hair on fire, and then puts the flames out with his semen.

  * e.g.,  ... I kept telling my girlfriend to shave her massive bush or I would do something about it. She soon found out the fire extinguishing capabilities of semen as I performed an Amazonian Brush Fire. 

 [ "Colombian Brush Fire" ]

1: An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year. Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames. Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend. Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here! 

 [ "Brazilian Brush Fire" ]

1: When using a chemical to remove hair from your groan area, it drips down the crack of your ass and burns!

  * e.g.,  ... I was trying to wax my bikini area, and ended up with a Brazilian Brush Fire. My butt crack burned for days. 

 [ "spreading like a wind-blown brush fire" ]

1: When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

  * e.g.,  ... The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire 

 [ "Virginia Brush Fire" ]

1: Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.